The Google/Microsoft/Yahoo/DoubleClick/AOL/Time Warner merger!
I have one important thing to say about advertising: Remember relevancy!
But I'll say more anyway.
The Wall Street Journal reports that Microsoft and Google are both bidding for DoubleClick to expand their advertising empires. (Well, in Microsoft's case, it's more like an advertising fiefdom trying to farm the rocky shores of Aran.) They're contending with rumored bids from Yahoo and AOL.
The Journal says the bidding has passed $2 billion, which is pricing it out of Microsoft's range. Geez, remember when Google paid $1.6 billion for YouTube? I'm sure Microsoft could come up with the bucks.
Merger speculation is more fun than falling naked out of a pine tree. And it's often about as productive. People forget that most big mergers don't work. Remember when AOL "bought" Time Warner?
There's a simple logic to mergers. Combine your traffic and ad customers with mine and, hey, we're a superpower! Like Mighty Mouse!
So why not create a supermightybigmouse by merging Google, MSN, Yahoo, Time Warner/AOL and DoubleClick? That ought to scare the bejesus out of those other media fat cats.
The simple logic is simple-minded. Most of these companies are struggling in online advertising, and acquisitions of struggling companies tend to end up as the equivalent of buying another anchor to make your ship sail faster. The nasty business of merging people, technologies and corporate cultures tends to get in the way.
Except for Google, all these companies forget about the mantra: Relevance, relevance, relevance. Google really does believe its ads add to our online experience, not detract from it. And it does everything it can online to make that happen.
The rest do not. Look at the DoubleClick ads mucking up MySpace. What makes them think I'm interested in "Red Line -- the Movie!" Nothing but annoyance. Same with Yahoo, Msn and AOL. The ads make our online experience worse. What do you think this is, television?
If Google makes an acquisition of, say, DoubleClick, it will gain advertising relationships only. It will have to get rid of management in order to bring the company around to its philosophy of making online customers happy instead of annoyed. What a concept. And if Google wins, the others will claim it's building an advertising monopoly and complain to the SEC that the big kid stole their marbles.
Here's a scenario for you: Google takes DoubleClick and Microsoft takes Yahoo. Microsoft and Yahoo have similar philosophies, they like to irritate customers, cripple free products to force us to upgrade to paid versions, and they're both trying to become media companies saving their butts by creating their own content that their ads cannot support.
Search Insider speculates that Microsoft could take both DoubleClick and Yahoo.
Let's mention Google's mistakes as well. It's entering into the TV ad realm. Won't work, for the same reason that its other offline ad efforts don't work. Google is trying to bring its system of auctioning for ad space to new media. But the auctions aren't what make Google ads great.
Guess what is?
Until Google figures out how to make offline ads relevant to the people seeing them, it has no real advantage. I'm tired of late night TV ads for "male enhancement" products. I'm male enough already.
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